350+ {New} Best Status for Whatsapp in English (2021)


Best Short Status for Whatsapp

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  • Kidnapping? I prefer the term ‘surprise adoption’.
  • There comes a moment when even Caps Lock can’t express your anger
  • I’m pretty sure my prayers go directly to God’s spam folder
  • ‘I don’t make mistakes, I date them.
  • If you’re texting two people at the same time, you are bisexual.
  • I am not lazy, I just rest before I get tired.
  • A newspaper is 10 times more interesting when somebody across the table is reading it.
  • Fart when people hug you. It makes them feel strong.
  • There’s no difference between the man who cannot read and the man who won’t read.
  • Humans – Supercomputer trapped inside the body of a monkey.
  • Autocorrect is the new Oxford English Dictionary.
  • A clever mind solves the problems Whereas a great mind avoids.
  • They tried to bury us. They didn’t know we were seeds.
  • I know nothing, so I want to know more. The more I know, the more I know that I know nothing.
  • When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.
  • Kind words make good echoes.
  • Regret can last a lifetime, so grab any opportunity that comes your way.
  • Ideas are like flowing rivers, never have one source.
  • Your ideas shouldn’t get you locked up.
  • Love means nothing until someone gives it a meaning.
  • Love is true, that’s why it will always find a way.
  • I am like a coin, I am the head and I am the tail.
  • Love is sweet, what’s bitterness, is loving the wrong person.
  • Some are single, because of the seriousness, relationship needs.
  • Don’t give up easily, big things take time.
  • If he loves you, he will look beyond your flaws and call you perfect.
  • I love you, more than words can say.
  • Falling in love is the easy part, staying in love is the real deal.
  • I don’t need perfect love, give me some true love.
  • You won’t need a reason to love, love will come from the heart without reason.
  • Love is like respect, you have to respect others to be respected.
  • Love doesn’t see with the naked eyes, but with an all-seeing heart.
  • I want the most amazing things in life, but I want to enjoy them with you.
  • I might not be able to solve all your problems, but I will face all with you.
  • You are the reason, I work hard.
  • I will lose sleep, just to be with you all night.
  • I am in love with you, and nothing will change that.
  • True love will never die, no matter what.
  • Love is next to friendship.
  • I want to be with you, I have all I need in you.
  • I don’t look crazy, but my friends call me crazy because I fell in love.
  • Your heart feels love, not your mind.
  • The first thing that caught my eyes was your smile.
  • I have stayed up several nights,
  • Maybe this planet is another planet’s hell.
  • You cannot be lonely if you like the person you are alone with.
  • The greatest oak was once a little nut who held its ground.
  • God may forgive our sins, but our nervous system won’t.
  • Design is where science and art break even.
  • You can never escape a prison unless you know its limitations.
  • The most memorable concern of mankind is the guts it takes to face the sunlight again.
  • A gun gives you the body, not the bird.
  • Professional interrogators should study mothers.
  • Learning requires unlearning.
  • Worry is a great misuse of imagination.
  • There’s a no heavier burden than a great potential!
  • Statistics are like bikinis—what they show is suggestive, what they hide is crucial.
  • Never confuse a single defeat with a final defeat.
  • The search for someone to blame is always successful.
  • The height of embarrassment is when two sets of eyes meet through a keyhole.
  • There are three ingredients in the good life: Learning, earning and yearning.
  • There are two types of people in the world: those who divide people into types and those who don’t.
  • You can’t climb the ladder of success with your hands in your pockets.
  • Australian philosopher J.J.C. Smart asks, In what units is the rate of time flow to be measured? Seconds per — what?
  • When people forget every sweet little thing I did for them,
  • I like to stay in my happy little bubble with people who like me.
  • Don’t text me only when you find my WhatsApp status interesting
  • I am waiting for a feature that never existed
  • You loser. I don’t mind having haters.
  • I view my Whatsapp status way more than I view anybody else’s.
  • You can’t love just one face
  • Bad will always sound too stupid.
  • My sister is posting ‘I’m bored’ on her WhatsApp status.
  • The shit you talk about me, behind my back it’s not my character
  • The greatest masterpiece in literature is only a dictionary out of order.
  • Beauty and folly are generally companions.
  • An idea isn’t responsible for the people who believe in it.


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